I can't possibly explain what decorating this tree entails, but hopefully you will get an idea. This post is dedicated to Jill, Floyd, Nate, Merrill, Lee, and Lexi all who spent countless hours making this happen.
# of previous extension cords: at least 26
# of appliances out of commission while old tree was lit: at least most of them
# of amps our house contains: 125
# of amps our tree was last year: 180
# of electric panels we melted: 1
# of grateful prayers that our house is still intact: countless
# of blue replacement bulbs we can't use any more: at least 700
# of light strands removed: 125
# of removal hours: 7-8

Taking down the old lights
#of new LED light strands ordered: 150
# of extension cords used: 2
# of man hours to put them up: at least 36; prob. more. we stopped counting.
# of times we listened to the 12 Days of Christmas: I now hate that song
# of neighbors met: 5
#of drivebys: 10 (drive by in this case meaning any car that drove abnormally slowly down our street. Many were witnessed shooting pictures on their cell phone. No violence involved.)
amt of electricity now needed: less than our kitchen.
# of children whose Christmas will be brighter and better: at least 2 so far. That's why we do it folks.

Friday, 5:40 pm Just getting started.

Saturday, 11:58 pm, No more help after this.

Did you really think you could see the finished product? Not till after Thanksgiving. But this is a pretty good sneak preview huh?

Ry: Just before coming in: Monday, 3:30am
My hero